Hiding From The Internet Crosshairs

You've got to hand it to some people. While I'm not a hunter, the thought of marrying internet technology with hunting intrigues me. States are banning it because of cruelty to animals, but this type of technology could be expanded into other areas, yes?

For instance, I could envision a series of these video/rifle/internet setups along our southern border....or northern border. How about having the set up equipped with night vision and establishing internet killing zones in Bagdhad? Neo-con scalps are tingling with possibilities.

With so many American cities wired for surveillance, how about adding the internet rifle to rooftops nationwide? Buddy, you'll think twice about drinking and driving if one of these bad boys targets the parking lot at Billy Bob's Suds 'n Such.

Think about the possibilites. I mean, you could have one sharpshooter monitoring multiple rifles via the internet. One click of the mouse and BLAM!, there goes an insurgent. Swivel over to the southern border feed and, BLAM BLAM!, he bags two illegal, drug running immigrants (most likely, a mother and child--ed). Another swivel to Billy Bob's Suds 'n Such and BLAM BLAM!, he nails a cheating drunk couple fornicating in the back of a pick up truck. Screw 'em, they were gonna drive anyway. Talk about multiplying your manpower effectiveness.

Also, this killing field internet rifle game can be done in the comfort of an air conditioned control center or an Alabama living room. Astute corporations can wire this technology into arcade games and kids will hungrily feed dollar bills into real life killing games. How about reality TV where viewers get to choose the target? Wow, what ratings!

Yoo hoo! I'm filing the patents tomorrow!