My Biscuits Are Burnin'

Here's something you don't see every day.

During an interview, a man runs by with his biscuits ablaze.

Friday Laff Fest Gets Tasteless

If you're easily offended, avoid this next video clip.

If you're not easily offended, enjoy this rip snorter film clip about a big vagina.

Sorry, I don't have any pictures for this one.

Bohemian Rhapsody Squeezed Out

Here's the best version of Bohemian Rhapsody I've ever seen. Reminds me of a Queen concert I saw in 1980.

2006 Final Friday Laff Fest

Good morning.

Those crazy guys at Jib Jab have produced a 2006 Year in Review. You'll laugh, you'll cry (mostly from laughing).

Leave it up to the creators of South Park to cure ADHD.

Next up, an ad which shows the disadvantages of retractable leashes.

Quick, Pull My Friday Laff Fest

Maybe you, maybe you have not, but if you haven't seen the world's most dangerous comedian, you can now.

Here's a night time surveillance video of two nimrod criminals who apparently never learned cause and effect.

Today's kind of special because I have two video's for Mrs. CTCN. Her love of 80's music should find her loving this, cough, video. To help secure her holiday cheer, here's a rendition of "O Holy Night".

For surrogate Mrs. CTCN, a not funny video, but an adult-built-to-scale, ummm, collectible. After seeing this, she'll have scale model envy.

If you've never seen a 300 lb. safe dropped on a car, well, you'll enjoy this. Last, but not least, an infrared image of man breaking wind. Go ahead, watch it, you know you want to.

Re-cut Movie Trailers: Gump and Poppins

Are you looking for something to amuse you?

Try this on for size. A Mary Poppins movie trailer re-cut into a horror film. That's crazy, huh?

Here's another video for your viewing titillation: Forrest Gump re-cut.

Meow, It's Friday Laff Fest

Video #1 provides you with a Daily Show compilation of humorous inventions.

Next up...why you should never invite a youthful chimpanzee onto your news set.

WD-40, the lubricant of multiple uses, should never, ever, be lit on fire. If you do light a can, never whack it with a stick. Don't believe me?

What are the ten most viral videos of all time? Go ahead, you know you want to know.

Thanksgiving Laff Fest

Video # 1, Fear of Girls, follows a couple of nerds.

Here's some comic relief via President Bush.

Here's famous voice man Mel Blanc on Johnny Carson.

Here's a Jerry Springer fight scene that's just a little unusual.

Friday Morning Laff Fest

If you only knew the level of dedication...the endless hours spent by CTCN staff members viewing video clips in order to bring you the best...oh what a world, what a world.

Vid clip #1: Tracy Morgan doing a spoof of Jackass.

Video #2 hails from Japan. It's a toilet training cartoon for kids. Don't roll your eyes; this is serious. Try watching it and not laugh.

The third video, Why Auntie Janice Is Not Allowed To Take Care of Fat Billy, shows what happen when an Auntie is under the influence...of a carnival ride.

Crocodile Hunter Meets His Match

A rather drab, blah Sunday afternoon in Coshocton. I thought the whole mess could use a little lightening.

Normally, I would save a gem like this video, Crocodile Hunter Meets His Match, for the Friday Laff Fest, but I couldn't resist. Enjoy.

Man Attempts Rocket Launch From His Butt

A 22 year old British subject brought new meaning to the term "fire in the hole" by attempting to launch a rocket from his anal launch pad.

In a "Houston, we have a problem" moment, the rocket failed to lift off. When authorities arrived, they found the rocket still on, I mean in, the launch pad.

One scorched colon later, authorities said the man was fortunate to be alive. Also, an ambulance service spokesman noted that the victim's colon could have exploded due to trapped methane gas.

I guess a rocket will never replace a bowl of yummy Colon Blow.

I'll bet this guy won't be eating hot sauce any time soon.

Let the sophmoronity begin!

Friday Laff Fest

Hey, if Ken Jennings says it, it must be correct.

Have you ever given a lottery ticket as a gift? Did you ever think about what you would do if the recipient won big?

Shot glass + alcohol + fire + nimrod. What possibly could go wrong?

Office Space Redux

I'm feeling kind of shagged this afternoon. I lost a big post which I'll have to re-create later.

In the meantime, you need something to entertain you. Here's an Office Space movie trailer, re-cut as a psychological thriller. If you've seen the movie, you'll bust a gut.

If you haven't seen it, well, move along, there's nothing to see here.

Simpsons Skewer Iraq War

In case you missed the Simpsons last night, here's a must see scene about an alien invasion of Springfield.

Kind of looks like pictures from Fallujah, doesn't it?

Pull My Friday Laff Fest

First up, What Old People Do When They're Bored. Stop, you're hurting me.

Next, a spoof of the Head On commercial using a Big Mac. Oh my goodness, have sandwiches progressed?

Did you know Porky Pig cursed on film? Here's an old clip of the porkster whacking his thumb and letting out an expletive. You've been warned.

Last, but not least, for all the CTCN computer freak-o-las, a compilation of twenty funniest computer geek moments. Live long and prosper. Nah noo Nah noo.

Pig Heads, Pig Heads, Roly Poly Pig Heads

Here's something you don't see every day.

On Halloween night in Western Germany, a semi spilled two tons of pig heads on the highway.

"Oh look Hans, there are so many wonderful pig heads on the autobahn".

I'm wondering where two tons of pig heads were headed. A schnitzel factory? A Halloween masquerade ball? The Say It With Swine boutique? The movie set for I Was A Teenage Pighead?

At press time, Carrie White was unavailable for comment.

Bank Robbery Hilarity

Bank robbery is not a funny topic. Unless, it's done by these bobo's.

In the first case, a tubby gent walks into a bank, hands the teller a note, gets lousy service and no money. Not only that, as he leaves the bank, he complains about the slow teller.

If that's not enough, case number two features three Romanian bank robbers who are in for the heist of a lifetime. The would-be-robbers made a daring nighttime raid into a bank's headquarters.

Sounds like a jackpot, yes? Not this time.

The bank had relocated into a different building and the banditos left empty handed.

More Friday Laff Fest

This video, a compilation of unfortunate incidents, features many not-so-funny moments, but if you're a Three Stooges fan, you'll probably find yourself chuckling.

Here's another live action Simpson's video featuring Marge and Homer. Oh, by the way, it's in Spanish, and Marge has a manly voice.

Billionaires For Bush provides wonderful satire with plenty of giggles. Not as good as Colbert, but funny nonetheless.

Back in 1984, Stanley Kubrick advertised for audition tapes from aspiring actors for the movie Full Metal Jacket. Here's one.

Har Dee Har Har: It's Friday Laff Fest!

In case you haven't heard of Borat, here's a deleted scene from the overhyped movie.

Next up, this video montage of the hilarious Mitch Hedberg should put a smile on your face.

Okay, I'll admit the splash screen for this next video may offend (if you're offended by double entendre), but the video's hilarious.

The final video features a prank pulled on a protesting evangelical cross carrier.

More later today.

Mommy, I'm Stuck

I wouldn't have believed this one if I hadn't seen the picture.

A three year old explorer ended up trapped inside a vending machine.

On the hunt for a stuffed Sponge Bob Squarepants, the three year old's crane skills weren't sufficient to capture ol' square britches. Deciding that he couldn't live without the giggly one, our intrepid hunter squirmed into the machine.

Realizing his predicament, he did what all kids would do. He played with the stuffed toys before calling for mommy. I'm sure her jaw must have scraped the floor after seeing her kid trapped, Dudley style, behind glass.

Unanswered questions remain. Why didn't the mom use a roll of quarters and use the crane to retrieve her kid? Once the kid escaped the glass house, did anyone give him the Sponge Bob?