Do You Live In A Cube Farm, Alpha Geek?

Have you ever found yourself working with a stress puppy?

Have you ever been guilty of abusing the Xerox subsidy? While you were abusing the Xerox subsidy, did you consider your activities might get you uninstalled?

Occasionally, my wife accuses me of infidelity with the square headed spouse.

Confused? Welcome to wild world of office slang.