Monday, February 13, 2006

Now: International Flirting Week Weeklong Celebration

I guess this holiday dovetails with Valentines Day. Anyway, here's a selection of flirting lines you can try this week while enjoying a cereal malt beverage at the Sport Zone.

  • Your hands are soft like a catfish belly.
  • Can I lick your face?
  • It's strange, but you look like my mother.
  • If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom.
  • Hey, you're the chick who ran over my huntin' dog.
  • I got thirty dollars and a half tank of gas in my Harley...wanna dance?
  • Mmmm...your hair smells like donuts.


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