Son, You've Got A Panty On Your Head

About two weeks ago, according to KMBC-TV 9, a burglar with a underwear covering his face, robbed a candy score in Prairie Village, Kansas. Underwear Face made off with a wad of cash and eight pounds of fudge. (Yes, you can insert jokes here). The whole escapade was captured on video surveillance cameras.

Recently, police nabbed a man accused of being Underwear Face, the Fudge Burglar. Apparently, the man charged, Underwear Face, has a history of burglary. According to the report, police found Underwear Face with the fudge in question.

I'd bet he had a sore tummy, too.--ed.