The solution for frightened woman everywhere...Blow Up Man! Don't like driving alone? Take Blow Up Man. Has society devolved to the point woman where women feels safer with an inflatable mattress riding shotgun?
What happens if the woman drives a convertible and Blow Up Man slips out of his passive restraint system?
Do you think anyone might notice that Blow Up Man's head looks like a pillow and that he doesn't move (other than when he's deflated?).
The most interesting factoid concerning this story has to be the 50% of women who are afraid to drive at night. Sheesh, you think a blow up man will make a difference? If someone wants to carjack you, Inflatable Bob won't matter. Unless, you drive away while the assailant laughs his head off.
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Are You a Woman Going Solo? Try a Blow-Up Man
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