Astronomer Says Comet Speeding Toward Earth

Recently, according to Pravda, Russian astronomer Nikolai Fedorovsky announced that a large comet is hurtling toward Earth and that C-Day could happen later this month.

The article paints a not-so-pretty scenario if said comet does indeed strike the planet.

I, for one, will be duct taping my basement windows tonight.

Also, if you look at the above picture, you'll see that official CTCN mutt breath has prepared, too.