Friday, August 11, 2006

Travelers Leave Your Liquids At Home

A suspected terrorist tries to light his shoe while traveling on a plane. Now, we have to remove our shoes when going through airport security.

A group of suspected terrorists plan to smuggle liquid explosives aboard planes. Now, we can no longer take liquids (drinks, hair gels, lotions, etc.) through airport security.

What happens when the next terrorist smuggles in an explosive placed within the lower regions of his colon? Will there be full cavity searches for all airline passengers? Will the sound of jets be drowned out by snapping rubber gloves and wimpering travelers?


Anonymous said...

There will shortly be few airlines left. Simple fear will have killed them.

I know a number of people who will no longer fly due to all the hassle of getting it done.

The terrorists won.

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