Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Psycho Raccoon Gang Terrorizes Olympia

A gang of mean raccoons has been terrorizing Olympia, Washington. Reports of multiple cat killings, dog maulings, and attacks on humans have the community in an uproar. One report had five raccoons attempting to carry off a small dog.

According to the article, residents say it seems as though the raccoons have lost their fear of almost everything.

What's the world coming to? Is this a message from the Emergency Broadcast System? Can't we all just get along?

I'd wager the smells of raccoon stew might get the little buggers in line.


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