Stole Flour: Must Go To Workhouse

April 1912--According to the Coshocton Daily Age, Joe Horner claimed he was so drunk (how drunk was he ?), he didn't know what he was doing and stole a) frozen pizza b) Dodge Charger
c) I-Pod d) sack of flour .

If you guessed a sack of flour, you're right! (Johnny, show them what's behind the curtain!).

Horner received a $15 fine and a free 15 day Canton workhouse vacation, courtesy of Mayor Cassingham.

Can you imagine the munchy conversation a drunk Horner had with himself? "Man, I'm hungry, I think I'll chow down on a....bag of flour!"