Thursday, April 06, 2006

Plan Your Epitaph Day


Hmmm...plan my epitaph day? There's too many ideas.
  • Here lies Randy
  • Consumer of Life, Large Quantities Of Cereal Malt Beverage, & Smoked Animals...
  • Watcher of Underdog, Mr. Ed & The Munsters...
  • Recent Convert to the Church of Muffmo The Bimbo Slayer (that's Buffy the Vampire Slayer to the unwashed masses)...
  • Exquisite Taste In Music, Movies and Second Wives...
  • May He Rest So That Others Can Live In Peace
Can they get all of that on one stone? Probably not, so I'll opt for the standard barbeque pit cremation and have my ashes hauled to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, now that I've finished, what about you? Have you planned your epitaph? Need ideas?

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