Expanding Gasoline Explodes Oil Company Profits

Hoo haw, you're going to love this next story.

Have you ever wondered why you fill up your gas tank and your gas guage needle indicates there's little left to be desired? Blame it hot gas. According to a recently published story by the Kansas City Star, hot gasoline is costing consumers about $2.3 billion dollars per year. Worse yet, you're not getting anything for those billions.

I guess this partially explains record profits. Not.