Help Lure Tourists To The Midwest

I read this article about luring tourists to the Midwest and thought CTCN readers could help by submitting a few slogans. Now, remember that truth in advertising is a midwestern virtue and don't fall into the Madison Avenue trap of glossing over the obvious. I'll start everyone with a few slogans of my own:

• The Midwest: No Oceans, No Mountains, Great Yard Sales!
• Experience Old School Fashion and Visit The Rust Belt!
• Come Watch The Corn Grow!
• Visit The Beautiful Midwest...We Have Stuff!
• Take A Deep Breath In The Midwest and Come Smell the Cows
• The Midwest...Who Say Root Canals Aren't Fun?
• The Midwest: Come Visit Your Food Source...Or Else!

What do you have for a slogan?