Coffee Health Benefits May Offset Ravages of Alcohol

Now that Coffee Co. has two locations (Main St. & Roscoe Village), there's no reason for you to avoid protecting your liver.

Protect my liver, you ask? Assuming you have a tendency to consume large amounts of alcohol, a recent study indicates drinking a cup of coffee helps prevent cirrohsis of the liver. Other coffee consumption studies have indicated you can lower your risks of type 2 diabetes, suicide, and certain types of cancer.

According to the highly paid CTCN research staff, the negative side of too much coffee consumption can lead to "Hulking Out", liberal quotation of Quentin Tarantino films, and an extreme desire to urinate your name in the snow.