I so agree with the #1 worst song. But hey, give Lionel Richey a break, after all the man is dead. Corey Hart, sunglasses at night, always kinda dug that one.
Master Po:"Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?" Young Caine: I hear Carl Douglas, the pounding bass, and American Bandstand's Rate-A-Record. Master Po: How do you, young Caine, rate the song? Young Caine: It has a good beat, master, and banal lyrics. The grasshopper tells me it's a hit, a 95. Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet? Young Caine: [looking down and seeing the insect] No Master, I did not. Master, how is it that you hear these things? Master Po: Stupid boy, when you did the Kung Fu Fighting dance, you stepped on the wise grasshopper and I heard the crunch beneath your platform sandals. Now, drop and give me 20.
Marconie plays the Momba, listen to the radio.............Too bad the wrecking balls have smacked Grace in the face a few times....God I love this place..
I so agree with the #1 worst song. But hey, give Lionel Richey a break, after all the man is dead.
ReplyDeleteCorey Hart, sunglasses at night, always kinda dug that one.
Turns out, I get to live........
Yes, but I suspect you have one foot in the grave.
ReplyDeleteSo I get up and do a jig to Kung Foo Fighting, is there an honest soul among us who can deny the little judo kicks and karate chops..
ReplyDeleteAh, I thought not.....come out of the closet, come on, it won't hurt, I promise........
Strikes up best fat Elvis kung fu moves
ReplyDelete"Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing"
There...are you happy now?
I hate you both. NOW it's stuck. Quick, somebody hum a few bars of 'Afternoon Delight'.
ReplyDeleteMaster Po:"Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?"
ReplyDeleteYoung Caine: I hear Carl Douglas, the pounding bass, and American Bandstand's Rate-A-Record.
Master Po: How do you, young Caine, rate the song?
Young Caine: It has a good beat, master, and banal lyrics. The grasshopper tells me it's a hit, a 95.
Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Caine: [looking down and seeing the insect] No Master, I did not. Master, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Stupid boy, when you did the Kung Fu Fighting dance, you stepped on the wise grasshopper and I heard the crunch beneath your platform sandals. Now, drop and give me 20.
Marconie plays the Momba, listen to the radio.............Too bad the wrecking balls have smacked Grace in the face a few times....God I love this place..
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