Break Out The Zucchini And Make Some Bread

I kid you not; it's National Zucchini Bread Day. I don't make up these holidays, and if so, I wouldn't make up this particular celebration. I have images of happy homemakers whipping up zucchini bread for their horrified families. "Hey kids, guess what? I made some deeelicious zucchini bread for dinner tonight!" Aaaaaaahhh! Let's face it, zucchini bread ranks about one half notch above fruitcake. Let's change this holiday to National Hot Dog Bun Day or National Bacon Tastes Good Day, eh?