Now: International Flirting Week Weeklong Celebration

I guess this holiday dovetails with Valentines Day. Anyway, here's a selection of flirting lines you can try this week while enjoying a cereal malt beverage at the Sport Zone.

• Your hands are soft like a catfish belly.

• Can I lick your face?

• It's strange, but you look like my mother.

• If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom.

• Hey, you're the chick who ran over my huntin' dog.

• I got thirty dollars and a half tank of gas in my Harley...wanna dance?

• Mmmm...your hair smells like donuts.