British Poll Nominates America Number One In Numerous Categories

Hey, how about those Brits telling us like it is, baby.

In a recent poll, the people of Britain see us Yanks as a vulgar, money grubbing society who have an incompetent national leader, George Bush. We're

• uncultured--hey, we've got Disney, Twinkies and Big Time Rasslin'.
  
• racially divided--this happened when the Brits ruled the colonies. I guess that's something they don't teach in their history classes either.
  
• ignorant of the outside world--we support the troops, even though most of us couldn't find them on a map.
  
• divided by class--and this from a country who has a queen?
  
• uncaring--I'd respond to this one, but I don't give a crap.
  
• dominated by big business--that's because we enjoy employment, a television in every room, and driving gas guzzling vehicles which keep the industrial military complex humming.
  

Yeah, Bush may be incompetent, but remember, that's Tony Blair's nose stuck up Dubya's hind end.